Lame jokes.

Lame joke 1 -
Siew Sze:What will you do if you want to pee?
Me:Undo your button or zip and pee!
Siew Sze:No need to find a toilet first arh!

Lame joke 2 -
Judith:Once, long long time ago. There were these three best friends named Abdul Rahman, Mahathir and Badawi. They were marooned on a deserted island. And they met a group of cannibals. Those cannibals asked the three of them to choose some Malaysia's local fruits and dig them into their buttocks.One condition-they are not allow to laugh. If they do, they are dead. Abdul Rahman got some rambutans. He laughed and got killed when he digged in the 6th rambutans. Mahathir was smart. He chose langsat. However, he laughed and got killed, too. Why?
Me: Don't know oohh.
Judith: Because he saw Badawi with a basket of durians!

Lame joke 3-
Me: Where can you see giraffe other than in the zoo?
Friends: 0.0
Me: During exam! (be careful of those sitting beside you!)

Lame joke 4-
[David got 0% for his Mathematics]
Daddy : Why are you so stupid? How much does 1 + 1 equal to?
David : Arrhhhh...
Daddy: Is 2! You idiot!
David: Oh!
Daddy : Now, what's the sum of you and I ?
David : I know I know! It's 2 idiots!

Lame joke 5-
Me: Who's the daughter of Bao Qing Tian(包青天) and Snow White?
Chai : ...
Me: Cinderella(灰姑娘)! Black + White = Grey

Lame joke 6-
Chai: Daddy plus mummy equal to?
Me: Daddy and mummy?
Chai : Equal to me!!

Lame joke 7 -
Me : There were 5 fishes in the aquarium. How many left if one of them died?
Chai : 4?
Me : Still 5 because the dead fish is still inside the aquarium!